McFluffyPants? Is he supposed to be running around outside?"Ĩ. We're all meeting at the emergency room now. "I've been knocking on your door for five minutes, please tell me you haven't forgotten you said I could crash on your couch this week. Should I just wait for you in baggage claim?"ĥ. I’m standing here with the plumber, and he wants to know if you have renter’s insurance?"Ĥ.
"Hey, I stopped by your place to use the restroom. "Hey sis, mom and dad are starting to wonder if you're OK. If you or someone you know moved the vehicle, please disregard this message."Ģ.
Your vehicle with license #BOH1372 was recently moved. The ideas range from realistic, to, well, not so much. So for the next time your friend asks you to be their get-out-of-date free card, here are some emergency scenarios you can text them. So yes, technically, it's a service we do for one another to show our solidarity and sisterhood, but that doesn't mean we can't troll just a little bit, right? Online dating can be tricky, and having an exit strategy is not only helpful for when a date goes poorly, but it can also be a safety issue. But hey, we do it because it still works. Who am I kidding? Of course this sounds familiar, because we all do it. So it's your duty as their BFF to come up with some emergency texts to send your friend about an hour into the date, so that if it is a disaster, they have an excuse to gracefully and swiftly bounce the eff out of there. This person seemed cute in the pics, and their bio was on point, but that's hardly a guarantee that it will end well. Tell me if this sounds familiar: It's date night for your friend, who is going out with someone they met last week on a dating app.